And what's up with all these metrosexual dudes? Am I just old fashioned or what? If a guy takes longer to do his hair than I do he deserves to get punched in the nuts. What happened to tough, strong, dirty, sweaty men? If I can't touch your hair cause it's styled and you smell better than I do than why don't I just say "fuck it" and become a lesbian? They'd probably be better in bed than your pansie ass anyway. (sorry Mom and Dad if your reading this).
Just so you know, this is all hypothetical since I'm married to a MAN who ,despite my best efforts , can still throw me over his shoulder and tickle me til I squeal like a little girl. I'm just sayin'.
Guys put down the hair gel and go find your balls. PAHLEASE!!
THANK YOU !!!! Everytime I talk to someone about it I say the SAME THING !!! What's up with the skinny jeans and swoop hair???? And I ask why is Justin Bieber so hot? Momma's always like, "Well, you had people like him that you liked when you were little!" Yea Jon Bon Jovi and you could say New Kids on the Block. I know they had tight pants in the 80s but it's not the same. And our guys didn't look like little 10 yr olds !!! That's SO funny. This was a good one Elaine.
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