And what's up with all these metrosexual dudes? Am I just old fashioned or what? If a guy takes longer to do his hair than I do he deserves to get punched in the nuts. What happened to tough, strong, dirty, sweaty men? If I can't touch your hair cause it's styled and you smell better than I do than why don't I just say "fuck it" and become a lesbian? They'd probably be better in bed than your pansie ass anyway. (sorry Mom and Dad if your reading this).
Just so you know, this is all hypothetical since I'm married to a MAN who ,despite my best efforts , can still throw me over his shoulder and tickle me til I squeal like a little girl. I'm just sayin'.
Guys put down the hair gel and go find your balls. PAHLEASE!!